"I like a wide array of men. I am fine with young (gestured low) or old (gestured tall). I am fine if they are skinny (puts her elbows in) or fat (sticks her elbows out). Heck, I don't even mind if they have belly (gestured a belly on herself). I just can't stand... (puts her palm on her head) if they are bald."
I laughed so hard I forgot to breathe.
If only I am a man. I'll be her perfect hot male.