"I heard you used to have a boyfriend. What happened? No more? You know I am here."
-Err... I was playing with your kid last week.
"You really are a special girl..."
-And you really are married.
"You're cute, silly and smart! You're the perfect girl!"
-And your wife's...
"So... how many kids do you want?"
-I don't want to have your kids if that's your next question.
"What do you do after hours?"
-You're standing too close. Crap, are you sniffing me???
"Hey! So, I was thinking about you when..."
-We work together, and I've met your wife.
I will need some special powers to avoid these situations.
I think I'd like to stop time. So I can run away.
So grateful school's starting soon! Can start to ignore everyone.