One tall, one short, one fat, one thin

In a small, little organisation. With half of what it used to have.

"Yat kow, yat ngai, yat fei, yat sau"

Ha....

Indecent proposals

"I heard you used to have a boyfriend. What happened? No more? You know I am here."

-Err... I was playing with your kid last week.

"You really are a special girl..."

-And you really are married.

"You're cute, silly and smart! You're the perfect girl!"

-And your wife's...

"So... how many kids do you want?"

-I don't want to have your kids if that's your next question.

"What do you do after hours?"

-You're standing too close. Crap, are you sniffing me???

"Hey! So, I was thinking about you when..."

-We work together, and I've met your wife.


I will need some special powers to avoid these situations.
I think I'd like to stop time. So I can run away.
So grateful school's starting soon! Can start to ignore everyone.

Small, Short and Not Handsome

"Yau sai, yau ngai, yau mu leng cai."

But oh so hot!

We were talking in the office and I had to ask if H got this trainer. H looked at me and said, "Yes. He is..."

"He looks strange, eh? Like Count Dracula. But when this small little man speaks... Oh baby! Where have you been all my life?"

H laughed so hard at my response.

But honestly, it's true. This proves that, you can be small, short and ugly... but if you have charisma~~~ Oh boy!

**This reminds me of something Nate said: I'd definitely like to go out with a taller girl. I will be honored! It's like, even with this height I can get a hot tall girl. Imagine if I'm taller"

Translate this

She said, "Girl, girl. I want to tell you this. My KAM tells me to imagine:

When you lose a sales, it's like you've lost your baby.

And when you win a sales, it's like an orgasm."

You crack me up

She said:

"I like a wide array of men. I am fine with young (gestured low) or old (gestured tall). I am fine if they are skinny (puts her elbows in) or fat (sticks her elbows out). Heck, I don't even mind if they have belly (gestured a belly on herself). I just can't stand... (puts her palm on her head) if they are bald."

I laughed so hard I forgot to breathe.

If only I am a man. I'll be her perfect hot male.

I am watching you

Please don't belittle my technical skills. I know you've been coming to my site regularly. I have a more complex than normal tracker.

At least spoof your network or something. This is too easy for me. Come on!

I am still watching you....

"Apparently nothing changed"

Huh?
"I thought you will be happier, but you're still the same."
"Do I seem unhappy?"
"Yes."
"You're wrong. I am neutral. If we are to draw it on a X and Y axis, I am at the point of origin (0,0)."

Met a friend/colleague/bitch buddy for a few hours. Some people, I blur the definition.

He said a lot and I felt bad for not having much input. Not because I don't want to but those are things I've thought about a while back and I've made up my mind.

I feel bad. My friend is here! And all I can think about is computer vision maths. Oops.

Partly... I've become somewhat quiet. I can sit in the office and not talk for the whole day. Except with ND and his O gang.

He told me some of the strangest things about himself but I am not judging. I don't agree but I am not judging. I will let him vent if he needs to but maybe he just doesn't know what's gonna happen so he couldn't say much.

Then he asked, "Do you think you're talented? Wait... that's not the right choice of word. Do you think you're gifted?"

"Not so much. But I am pretty hardworking. And quite clever. So that makes up for it. *smile* I love myself."

He started talking about himself and how he is grateful for everything. I get worried when anyone starts to talk like that. Means they've given up on something.

He had this hushed sadness in him that night and I don't know what to say. I am not exactly an explosion of cheerfulness myself.

I wished I had been a real bitch and punched him so he felt physical pain. That might have done him some good.

Emo

Not sleeping well. Not eating well.

Can make a person quite mad. Yesterday I got really depressed when I couldn't find my hair pin. One moment, I was holding it; the next, it just vanished into thin air.
I searched the whole house, couldn't find it, got so depressed, went to bed crying.

Today, again, I got teary. Out of respect, I've told him about the transfer. He said he will not allow it. I told him I am bored right now. He said I promised him to be here for a few years. I know I said that, but I am bored! I am so so so bored.

Sighing: Scary Peeps

Seriously, I didn't want to say this but I have to.

My colleagues are quite creepy.

Firstly, they are all like dead autumn leaves. Then even the ladies walk around with scowls on their faces. I've been screamed at for no apparent reasons and even ND stand witness to this.
Worst part? They all look similar to me!!! I am great at remembering faces and even better at reading them.
Now, I just couldn't be bothered.
I'd rather just look out of the window and watch the clouds go by.

My boss asked me, "You don't have any friends?"
Well, Yeah...
But I call it generation gap.

*Where is that sexyback I saw more than a year ago?

Edit: Emily drew it out here: